Any day that I get a package from BeeBop (my mom) is a good one. And yesterday’s mail came at the right time; a 5-hour work meeting had me feeling pretty cranky.
We ripped open the box and it was even better than I had imagined: a potty training gift pack!
As you know, Zana started going peepee on the potty at school last week. She only does this at school, and pretends she doesn’t know how when she’s with us.
Since BeeBop knows that a party ain’t a party unless we’re all invited, she sent new undies for everyone!
For the potty trainee… bloomers!
For the big sister… multiple fluorescent options that she believes look better layered.
For Daddy… underoos! No really. Superman underoos and Bevis and Butthead boxers.
And for me… a bunch of goodies from Victoria’s Secret.
Naturally, all of these needed to be modeled immediately. Outside in the street. For everyone to see.
I’ll spare you the pics of Dave posing like Superman in his underoos and me wearing a VS thong with the girls’ fairy wings and pretending I’m in the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. But trust me, Dean Cain and Heidi Klum would be jealous.
When the paparazzi was done taking pictures, we all went inside and I changed Zana’s wet diaper.
If you think I’m stressed about this whole potty training thing, you’d be wrong. My potty training philosophy is that I don’t have one. I was apparently fully potty trained by 18 months, but that’s because BeeBop was an overachiever. Zana is already 2 ½. It’ll happen eventually, right? Before college?
What’s your potty training philosophy? And, more importantly, what are your favorite kind of undies?